Funniest Phone Message (aka I have a really pathetic sense of humour)

Last night I got home around 10 and D. told me there was a message on the phone for me. Actually, he said "T. left you a message. She sounded really upset at first, so I listened, but then I heard Buffy and I hung up."

Interested, I dialed in to listen.

"Ann, I need to talk to you. I was just watching a Season 2 episode of Buffy, and someone called Giles Ripper, and Google doesn't have anything much to say about this, except that I wasn't hearing things (aside, "yes, Rya, that's right, they called Giles Ripper") So now I need to talk to you and get this straightened out." Click.

It's a lot funnier when you can hear the sheer panic in her voice.

List from whatawookie

Copy this list into your journal.
Bold the ones you have done, italize the ones you'd like to do.
Add a couple to the end that you have done that you think everyone should try at least once.

-White water rafting
-Camping at Algonquin
-Running a LARP (Live Action Role Playing Game)
-Playing in a LARP
-Playing in a table top role playing game
-Surfing
-Attending a play party (a party with open sexual behaviors of some variety)
-Gothing up and going clubbing
-Having children
-Reading your writing in public
-Visiting Jamestown/Colonial Williamsburg in Virginia (how odd that we both have done this :))
-Having a threesome
-Having a foursome
-Riding a horse at a gallop (oddly enough, I also fell off)
-Reading the bible
-Attending worship services for a variety of faiths
-Giving blood
-Snorkeling in the Gulf of Mexico
-Getting a one hour professional massage
-Eating lobster on the East Coast
-Attending a They Might Be Giants concert
-Attending a Arrogant Worms concert
-Going Trick-or-Treating as an adult, with no kids for an excuse
-Taken a road trip
-Going to Ireland
-Going to an U2 Concert
-Watching the Moon Rise in the middle of the ocean
Touring a German Concentration Camp
-Taking a very long drive down a back country road at night (story of my life)
-DMing
-Wilderness backpacking
-Going to Disney with loved ones
-Climb a mountain
-Fought in plate armour against a steel sword
-Lived in more than 2 different parts of the country
-Seen the Grand Canyon
-Tour the country of your ancestors (At least the Scottish and English ones, still have Ireland to go)
-fall madly in love
-Move to a new state, for no other reason than because you've always wanted to live there
-Drink a bottle of extremely good wine. (I don't like good wine - the cheaper the better, in my books)
-skinny dipping in the ocean (I say Lake Huron counts)
-find something that fascinates you and learn about it/do it
-read a classic novel (and not for school)
-grow/raise something then eat it (her name was Nessie and she was delicious)
-practice at and compete at a high level in a sport (the high level lets me out)
-Make a full 3 course meal from scratch
-Camping on the (North) East Coast
-Swim with dolphins
-Pet a penguin
-Receive an award in the SCA
-Get up close to a killer whale
-Go on a cruise
-Sleep outside under the stars (not in a tent) and wake up at sunrise with the loons
-feed wild birds out of your hand
-compliment a total stranger
-adopt several animals from a shelter
-take a hot air balloon ride
-visit another country
-take a road trip with two or more friends
-add money to an expired (or nearly so) parking meter for a stranger's car
-watch a sunrise or sunset into/out of the ocean with someone you care about
-visit a site that's sacred to a religion other than your own.
-hold a wombat
-spend the night in a cave
-Perform on stage before strangers
-Ski in the alps
-Have something you've written published (I was 8; it still counts!)
-Heard Tori Amos perform live.
-Fired a gun
-Lived for a week in the woods with no supplies
-sing while working
-spent a day in bed reading a book (and night, and well into the next day.)
-loved so hard it hurt
-laughed until you cried
-cried until you laughed
-See Niagara Falls from both sides.
-Eat a vegamite sandwich.
-Eat dinner in a five star restaurant.
-Marry for love.
-Kiss someone hello or good-bye (not family and not someone you're dating/with)
-Hold a pet in your arms as they are put to sleep