We traumatized VV.
I was reading to her, but she didn't want me to finish the book before she finished her milk. So I held the last word until she finished. Except (there's always an except) she was dawdling, so Derek Derek jokingly told her to 'finish up before Mommy turns blue'.
Oh the tears! Oh the clinginess! Oh the "Mommy stay mommy coloured, don't want you turn blue"! Then she told Derek to stay daddy coloured, and we had to sit with her for an extra 10 or 15 minutes because she was all damaged.
That's another 50$ in the therapy fund.
It's been a couple of days, and she's still reminding us not to turn blue. I have half a mind to dress her up as a Smurf for Hallowe'en.
I was reading to her, but she didn't want me to finish the book before she finished her milk. So I held the last word until she finished. Except (there's always an except) she was dawdling, so Derek Derek jokingly told her to 'finish up before Mommy turns blue'.
Oh the tears! Oh the clinginess! Oh the "Mommy stay mommy coloured, don't want you turn blue"! Then she told Derek to stay daddy coloured, and we had to sit with her for an extra 10 or 15 minutes because she was all damaged.
That's another 50$ in the therapy fund.
It's been a couple of days, and she's still reminding us not to turn blue. I have half a mind to dress her up as a Smurf for Hallowe'en.